- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

1+2 = 6

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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