- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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