How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Bitch

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Matt is a Duster!

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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