Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

belly button

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Shea's sty....

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...