A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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So does Blake

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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roak

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Face Hunter is scum

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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