- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

A women left the kitchen.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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