Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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You're a frog

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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