What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Albert your flies undone.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Major League Soccer

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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