- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

The government

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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