The EPA.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

A Pakistani news reader.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

human centipede

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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