A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

why did sally drown cause she was black

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

3021 North Broadway Avenue

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

A seal walks into a club.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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