- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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