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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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