A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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