- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

wanna here a joke? you.

This joke is funny

Your mam is so fat.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??