- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

you suck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

joke under this line wins _________________________

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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