What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Julian Ha.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

i love to lick...

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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