Knock knock

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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stuarts mum

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Your mom.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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It says so on your cap.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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