Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

good one jess !!

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

I am very humble.

You have friends

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Anti Joke

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