- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What's the difference between a duck?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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