What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Knock knock *open*

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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