your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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