- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Your face is hilarious.

Knock knock come in.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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