A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Charlie Sheen is winning

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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