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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

arena football

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Women's professional sports

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

why did the man die? he had cancer

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