What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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breasts

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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My peni s

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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