A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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