- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Women's Rights.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??