- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

I'm 4 and what is this?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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