Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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