- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.