Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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heat!

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Penis.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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