YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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cool

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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