- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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