- Anti Joke

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!