Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Of course, first door on your left

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Religion.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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fava beans

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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