If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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