What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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http://www.com/

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Women's rights.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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