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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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