- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

shut up kobe!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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