- Anti Joke

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Whats green? The color green.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist