- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

homosexuals are gay

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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