When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Burp

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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