- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Cleveland winning something

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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