Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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