- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

If i open this door you can go trough it

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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