- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A man makes a sandwich.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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