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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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