What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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VAGINA.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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