- Anti Joke

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.