- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

whats green and lives in the water

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

KONY 2012

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Church.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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