What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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www.xnxx.com

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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