Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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