What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

what goes boo a sock

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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