- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

The Big Band Theory

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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