- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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