- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

I have aids

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

a. why? b. because

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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