- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

12 in general

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What? Yes.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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