Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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speech and debate.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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