- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What the hell are you doing?

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A baby seal walks into a club.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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