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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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