- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

I? Everett

Robert Mugabe.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

The Charlotte Bobcats

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

have safe sex

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