U mad?

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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have safe sex

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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