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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

a. why? b. because

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

The Big Band Theory

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

The Charlotte Bobcats

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Robert Mugabe.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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