How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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