- Anti Joke

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.