What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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The Holocaust

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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