How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

just in time?

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Queens Park rangers

Chuck Norris Dies.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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