Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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