- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

test

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Xzibit

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??