A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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