- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!