What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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