A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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which one is easiest

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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all jokes aside...

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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