- Anti Joke

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.