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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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