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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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