- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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