- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

ecks! why zee?

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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