- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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