- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Cheese

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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