A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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KILL WHITEY

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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