So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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I like the color potato.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Massie is a fatass

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I'm hungry.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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