A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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8=> >->-o

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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People...

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Julian Ha.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Anti Joke

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