A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Basically

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Anti Joke

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