- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What is your bill about? Clinton

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

CHORGLUND

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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