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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

An Italian leaves the mofia

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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