Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

It's long!

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Black people are the scum of the earth

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Knock knock

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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