did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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