How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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