Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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