if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Uh, Liz, he is staring at the screen... He says you are right and knows, so he cant get mad, ill trust you both, but it better work, or this one is on me. Oh by the way, yeah he is eating, sorry its late here, and I am the only nurse here about now Ironically this place is full of doctors but they dont seem to give a crap about the man that pays their checks. Doctors said no, Nero said "you are fired" Doctor changes his opinion, glad to see he is taking charge around here, I am just worried about his sleep, he is beginning to halucinate and I doubt any stimulants will help. But fine, ill trust you, sorry, really shaking my boots here, I really do not want to, but this is not about me.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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the economy.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Anti Joke

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