Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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