Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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