- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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