Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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